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Diddy-Spawn Rocks Vegas Like A Tween Pop Idol
To celebrate his son’s birthday, rapper/mogul/fashionista Sean “The Artist Formerly Known As Puffy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy and Not-Yet Formerly Known As Diddy” Combs threw a three-day Vegas bash for the...
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Paris Hilton Ja-Banned
By Smaktakula Japan can now include itself among the growing list of nations officially discriminating against skanks. The Land of the Rising Sun has gone dark for strumpets: Paris Hilton is persona...
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OJ’s Appeal Denied
By Smaktakula The Juice Prepares For A Career After Prison. Orenthal James Simpson, the unpunished murder-turned-sports memorabilia patsy, recently received some unwelcome news. The Nevada Supreme...
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Meet Tardsie!
By Smaktakula Tardsie Has Long Been An Advocate For The Less Fortunate. Much of the hard work which makes Promethean Times such a magical family experience occurs behind the scenes. Our small,...
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Headlines: The Snake That Grows When You Stroke It
By Smaktakula Obama’s Regular Polling Of Swing-State Female Voters Indicates Their Growing Excitement About His Stimulus Measure. In which our interests lie in the headlines, but not the stories...
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Suck It, Las Vegas!
By Tardsie We Took A Road Trip To Las Vegas! Don’t Worry, My Wife Drove. My wife and I recently got back from Las Vegas, where we saw the Killers in concert on Friday night. It was an awesome,...
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